to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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