So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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