yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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