just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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