hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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