There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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