I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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