There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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