Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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