She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm like, not good at living.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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