just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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