did you get engaged???
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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