I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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