I wish I could punch you in the face.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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