but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
