Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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