the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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