If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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