I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Duck Duck Cougar?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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