Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She's JV to your varsity
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
This is my gift to your gina
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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