this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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