Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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