plz talk dirty to me
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Girls should come with a carfax report
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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