you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm both gender and math confused
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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