You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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