Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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