I'm gonna have a badass scar
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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