i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
So vagazzling was a success
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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