My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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