How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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