I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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