she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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