New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
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I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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