So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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