Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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