Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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