I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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