You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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