So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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