Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
