Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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