i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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