So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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