break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i dont even know how to be here
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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