Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Did I show you my penis last night?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Will exercising make me less horny?
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