the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
that's an acceptable place to lick
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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