At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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