used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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