Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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