its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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