She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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