he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Randomize
