yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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