the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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