I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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