Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Are my feet made of real feet?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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